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Peter Wallace is the Director for The Damn Rascals. He is annoyed by people who chew really loudly, use buzz words and talk to him w/o eye contact. He walks really fast and eates Lebanese food and talks to himself. His political hero is Walter Mondale. He loves wearing his vintage calculator watch, business casual attire with Puma's. He enjoys trance music that sounds like it was recorded in a Pyramid and listens to sounds of nature tapes. He has a small collection of his own recordings.
A conversation with Brad will most likely include several smart-assed comments, and possibly an insult or two, but he's funny. If you've ever been in a meeting, and wished someone would tell the speaker that they're full of shit, he is your man. Despite outward complaints, he knows that he is good at what he does, and knows he is not suited (or inclined) to any other line of work. Brad loves Brad, because, fuck, he's Brad.
Liz was raised in Sprigstown Wisconsin, and trained at Cirque du Summer, a summer theater school for deaf clowns. She was once arrested at a protest because as a street performer she was mirroring a police officer. Her street peforming nemesis is another Clown called "Buckles". Liz can speak fluent french but only while playing the piano.
Leigh is a classically trained actor and is never afraid to speak her mind and always "stays on book", because she studied at Boston U and "there, they don't do improv". Her first job was working at a dinner theater, in a production of an all women "Hamlet". Leigh moved to SF to explore her "bohemian" nature, but is proudly conservative. Leigh always acts on her feelings, for good or bad.
Poundz is a good hearted and good natured man. He runs a Bar called "Poundz Place" and is a big fan of one graphic novel, called "Zombie Taxi Driver" and the SF Giants. He considers the prat fall to be the greatest comedic invention, second only to "fart" noises. He and Liz perform as a comedy due called 'Tiger and Salt'.
Frank looks good on stage. He loves musicals, leg massages and directors that "give a damn". Frank likes that he is the best looking, best dressed man in San Francisco - he views SF fashion as dirty and cheap ("If I wanted to go green, I'd drink wheat grass, vomit on a Versace suit and put it on.") He joined the Totally Sketchy team because... well, he has no friends. Well, scratch that - he has Jackie - a girl he constantly talks to on the phone - his bestie from LA, whom he lovingly (and mercilessly) refers to as "fat". The two comedians who have inspired Frank the most are:
1) Beyonce
2) Ryan Reynolds
in that order...

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